Total Medals Earned: 589 (From 96 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,375 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
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You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Obtain the wooden bat
Give Albert the Bad News
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Mercenary General
Rid a tree house of slimes
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Beat the Game
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Increase Max Health to 99
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/12 (200/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Medals Earned: 6/18 (120/275 points)
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Kill 12 hippos!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (40/140 points)
Discover strange wild life
Discover uniformity!
Collect 123 coins !
Medals Earned: 2/5 (75/375 points)
Complete 5th level
Clear the first eight levels.
Complete 16th level
Complete all 24 levels
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/205 points)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Kill 100 zombies
Win the game on any difficulty
Lose the game
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/35 points)
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (70/150 points)
Send all three souls back to hell.
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Medals Earned: 11/32 (110/500 points)
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!